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Ray Boldly going where Liz has never gone before.
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Episodes
TNG S2E16 - Q Who
A little Q goes a long way - 7,000 light years to be exact. Editor's note: Liz DOES know the difference between bluetooth and Blueray, but not after two bluecheese olive martinis!
TNG S2E15 - Pen Pals
The crew pays passing lip service to the Prime Directive while breaking it left and right. Also Picard rides a horse.
TNG S2E14 - The Icarus Factor
Worf becomes a man and Riker fights his dad, this week on a very special Star Trek: Family Matters. Happy Father's Day from Ray and Liz!
TNG S2E13 - Time Squared
What would you do if you came face to face with your future self? Well, if you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard, you would shoot yourself in the face. Also Riker can't cook.
TNG S2E12 - The Royale
Riker, Data and Worf get stuck in Alien Booktok. In France, they call this episode The Quarter Pounder.
TNG S2E11 - Contagion
The Enterprise has an unprotected encounter with a strange probe and gets an STI (Space Transmitted Infection).
TNG S2E10 - The Dauphin
Need help with your dating profile? Worf is here to help! Join Ray and Liz as they discuss the Puberty Episode of TNG.
TNG S2E9 - The Measure of a Man
After lots of fumbling and unhappy endings, we finally reached a satisfying climax! This episode will blow your socks clean off.
TNG S2E8 - A Matter of Honor
Babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your gagh. I made it super fresh, it's still writhing and everything! Babe? Babe???
TNG S2E7 - Unnatural Selection
This episode has everything: Polaski! Spackle makeup! Bad science! It also has a million Liz tangents. You're gonna love it!
TNG S2E6 - The Schizoid Man
Does this fine, full, dignified beard make me look intellectual? Also Liz finds herself wishing for MORE Pulaski in this oddball episode. Data grows a beard clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-ZYzvD1rJ8
TNG S2E5 - Loud as a Whisper
An expert negotiator learns a lesson in hubris. Deanna has a date.
TNG S2E4 - The Outrageous Okona
Hey girl...you looking for a good time? Join Ray and Liz for a silly, sexy, romp with Space Casanova.
TNG S2E3 - Elementary, Dear Data
Yay! Another Geordi episode! Acting podcaster Marissa joins us as we once again go for a romp in the Holodeck.
TNG S2E2 - Where Silence Has Lease
Some annoying furby captures the Enterprise in a cloud of LSD. Also Worf is based #JusticeforWorf #Datawasright
TNG S2E1 - The Child
We did it! We made it to Season 2! Which is better than Season 1! Not this episode though... Reading Rainbow crossover episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut0pVivIzwg
TNG S1E26 - The Neutral Zone
A finance bro, a housewife and a guitar player walk into a bar... also there are Romulans. Celebrate with Liz and Ray as they finally complete their harrowing slog through Season One of TNG!
TNG S1E25 - Conspiracy
Star Trek tries something different - body horror AND plot continuity! Set your phasers on Kill and join Ray and Liz on a good old fashioned bug hunt.
TNG S1E24 - We'll Always Have Paris
Space/Time is all screwed up in this cautionary tale of a woman who only falls for emotionally unavailable workaholics. Good thing Data is around to fix everything while the humans pine.
TNG S1E23 - Skin of Evil
The Enterprise takes casualties from a pile of goo. #JusticeforDenise
TNG S1E22 - Symbiosis
This is your brain: 🥚; this is your brain on Symbiosis: 🍳. The Prime Directive strikes again for this ham-fisted anti-drug PSA.
TNG S1E21 - Arsenal of Freedom
Our first Geordi episode! Liz fangirls her way through a plot that is super enjoyable, as long as no one thinks too hard about it.
TNG S1E20 - Heart of Glory
You never forget your first... Klingon episode! Prepare your best primordial scream. http://vadercoaster.ytmnd.com
TNG S1E19 - Coming of Age
Hot take: Wesley makes Season 1 episodes better. Tune in for the best episode Liz has seen so far. #JusticeforWesley
TNG S1E18 - Home Soil
Calling all ugly bags of mostly water! The crew of the Enterprise must solve a murder and stop a genocide. If that sounds like an exciting plot for an episode - I assure you it's not.
TNG S1E17 - When The Bough Breaks
The human trafficking episode! Picard must step out of his comfort zone and actually save people forcibly kidnapped from the Enterprise AND hug a child. Is this when Season 1 figures out how to write a hostage episode? Is this when Ray comes around on Wesley?
TNG S1E16 - Too Short a Season
Do you like Star Trek TNG but hate all the scenes with the cast in it? This is the episode for you! Ray and Liz take on Admiral Raisin Face and his spackle makeup of Doom.
TNG S1E15 - The 1s and 0s one
The Bynars episode! Riker finds someone to play his ‘bone but gets thwarted by the captain and a half-baked Hail Mary plot twist. Hijinks, hijacks, and holograms ensue.
TNG S1E14 - Angel One
🚨🚨🚨 there's a child on the bridge! Acting podcaster Cece joins Ray and Liz to talk about Planet Girlboss, Angel One.
TNG S1E13 - Datalore
Two Datas are better than one... except when the other one is a homicidal maniac! Also Liz gets indignant over the treatment of Wesley. #justiceforwesley
TNG S1E12 - The Big Goodbye
Picard avoids doing his homework by playing detective in this frolic through the holodeck... a frolodeck, if you will. Also Crusher gets cockblocked by a history nerd.
TNG S1E11 - Haven
*gong* Gather 'round f$ckbois and girls, Deanna is getting married! *gong* *gong*
TNG S1E10 - Hide and Q
Q is back, this time to seduce Riker. Picard declares him a Flim Flam Man. Liz talks about sweaters for a WHILE.
TNG S1E9 - The Battle
The Ferengi are back and Picard gets mind-controlled again. Will the writers get it right this time? Is this the first step of Liz changing her mind on Riker? Tune in to find out...
TNG S1E8 - Justice
Shore leave! Orgies! Lethal Injections! Oh myyyyyyy The Prime Directive strikes again as Picard must make his toughest decision yet: let a kid be executed for stepping on flowers... or NOT do that.
TNG S1E7 - Lonely Among Us
Do do do do do it's electric! Picard gets possessed by a cloud while on Uber driver duty. #Canwedothiswithoutthepipe
TNG S1E6 - Where No One Has Gone Before
Put on your stripey pajamas and get ready to explore the far side of the universe! #JusticeForWesley
TNG S1E5 - The Last Outpost
Grab your electric pool noodles, we are encountering the Ferengi for the first time!
TNG S1E4 - Code of Honor
An episode that will live in infamy! Ray and Liz slice into the turd layer cake that is Code of Honor. Grab your headphones and your poison spiked oven mitts and let’s do this!
TNG S1E3 - The Naked Now
Strap on… I mean in… for this one folks, it’s going to be a wild ride! Liz and Ray talk about the steaming pile of HR violations that is the Naked Now, with a bonus review of the Naked Time from TOS.
TNG Premier S1E1-2 - Encounter at Farpoint
Farpoint? More like farpointless! Liz and Ray encounter the series premier (parts 1 and 2) and somehow survive all the unnecessary plot points. Time to get that D… the Enterprise D that is. Follow the show @trekvirgin.bsky.social
Episode Zero
Welcome to the show! Liz and Ray talk about their history (or lack thereof) with the Star Trek universe and Liz learns that Gene Roddenberry did not invent Scientology. Follow the show @trekvirgin.bsky.social
